Halle Berry is reportedly splitting from model Gabriel Aubry, ending a five-year relationship. The couple has a 2-year-old daughter, Nahla Ariel Aubry.The couple’s age difference played a big part in their split???
"They've worked out a financial and custody deal. They spent months hammering out a deal with a lawyer," RadarOnline.com reports.
Although we have yet to hear from either beautiful celebrity's camp, Radar's source says the couple's age difference -- he's 34, she's 43 -- played a big part in their split.
[Channeling Stewie Griffin] Say whaaaaaaaat?
Nine years is a big age difference? Okay, a 20-year-old should never be with an 11-year-old; I think we’re in agreement about that. But Jesus H, Bastard Husband was 34 when I met him and I was almost 43 and… well, that didn’t work out, but it wasn’t because of the age difference.
"Gabriel just felt it wasn't working anymore," Radar's source says. "When they were first together, the 9-year age difference between them didn't phase him, she was the most beautiful woman he had ever dated and he was totally in love. But as time went on he started feeling it more and more. Also, Gabriel started noticing other women and being attracted to others, and he felt it just wasn't right to stay with Halle in those circumstances."You gotta be kidding me. As time went on, he started feeling what? Started feeling sick of looking at the most beautiful woman on the planet?
Jesse James called; he wants his douchebaggery back.
Wait, wait, wait. Maybe we should give this guy the benefit of the doubt. Surely radaronline.com is full of shit. If you’re banging Halle Berry, wouldn’t you be spending every waking minute praising Jesus, Buddha, and Allah? Hell, I’ll even throw in Joseph Smith. Who could be so stupid, so unappreciative of what he has? Who? I ask.
Oh. Tiger Woods.
My grandmother must have said a thousand times, “Men are pathetic creatures, dear.” I don’t believe that; I know tons of men who are cute, sweet, caring, loving, funny… going straight to heaven. But jeez, Granny was right about some of them. Stupid boys.
Still, this story is a little tough to believe. Do you buy it? I don't think I do.