I'm the first to admit I know nothing about fashion. As you know, I can spend fifty bucks in Ross Dress-for-Less and be all set for the season. And most of the time, I think I look totally hot.
And I'm talking real Danskins--the kind with no snaps at the crotch, not bodysuits. It was an art form pulling a Danskin over to pee, right? And a source of frustration for the boyfriends; Danskins were the next best thing to keeping the goods under lock and key.
Okay, so who am I to talk about fashion? But every once in a while, I see a trend that's just plain wrong. Have you been in a shoe store lately? Have you seen all the open-toe winter shoes and boots? Yes, open-toe boots! They might work in Phoenix and Southern California, where the winters never get below 60 degrees, but for the rest of the country, I'm like WTF? Seriously, what is the freakin' purpose? If it's cold enough to wear boots, then why would the toe be open? What am I missing, people?
This is the stupidest trend since those freakin' half sweaters they tried to push on us a couple of years ago.
Are you with me on this?