Happy Mother's Day--yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm up in Idaho chillin' with Mom and when I'm travelling, it's hard to put up a proper post. You understand.
So in lieu of a proper post, here's something that's about as improper as you can get: this link to a couple of minutes of my last stand-up show in Albany. The picture isn't great, but the audio is what really matters anyway. It's entitled "What breast cancer can suck."
This isn't searchable and I've enabled some privacy settings. I can't even embed it in this post; the only way you can access this clip is from the link. (You can share it all you want, though.) I've been debating whether to make it public at all, but I shared it with a few friends and everyone thought it was freakin' hilarious and that I should at least share it with my blog readers.
If you're a long-time reader, you know what I've said before about breast cancer--it's in that vein. Click at your own risk--you've been warned!
P.S. Remember, the camera adds 10 pounds. No, I think it's 20.
P.P.S. If you can tolerate this, you'll love my book. I promise.