Tuesday, October 11, 2011

The company I keep

I swear I couldn't make this up--see for yourself. According to Amazon, customers who bought Bastard Husband: A Love Story on Kindle also bought books with these titles:

Big White Panties
Do Tampons Take Your Virginity?
The Bitch-Proof Suit
Dating My Vibrator
Douchebag Roulette
Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank
Mr. Right for the Night
Gimme Back My Clothes
The Best Thing About My Ass Is It's Behind Me

Is that funny as hell or what?  Of course, B.H. is a freakin' literary masterpiece, but I'm still kind of honored to be in such good company!

6 comments:

Julie said...

Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha....OMG that's hilarious! You can't make that stuff up!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS. I've read 'The Best Thing About My Ass Is That It's Behind Me'. Your book is sooooooo much better!

Lisa Gioia-Acres said...

Like the new look! I changed my look, too. Miss you.

Liz said...

Hmmmm. . . maybe I need to check some of those titles out? :-)

I'd think that none would be as good as BH (which I read cover to cover in one day!) but maybe worth some reading time.

Mike Dennis said...

Pretty funny stuff, Linda. Could be material for your standup routine?

When my short story collection, BLOODSTAINS ON THE WALL was out, someone had also bought STAIN REMOVAL FOR DUMMIES.

I shudder when I think of what might have precipitated that purchase.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Right for the Night? There's a whole book on that???

Vegas Linda Lou said...

OMG, Stain Removal for Dummies! That is too funny--you can't make that stuff up!