"Well, I agree with that," I said.
That was a good 20 years ago, and no truer words were ever spoken. I usually think things through and weigh all the options (I'm a Libra) and go back and forth until I make myself crazy, but when I've come to a conclusion about something, nope, I can't believe other people can't see it the same way.
You know how on job interviews they ask, "What are your strengths and weaknesses?" I swear, for weaknesses I just want to say, "Well, when someone disagrees with me, I secretly think they're retarded. Sometimes not so secretly."
OH, MY GOD! Is that brilliant or what?! Imagine a group of corporate brainiacs around a conference table holding a creative brainstorming session and THAT'S the best they could come up with??? Evidently they didn't envision this potential conversation between two tourists:
"Hey, I'm going to Vegas next week."So now, get this. The old Sahara is going to be redeveloped and is expected to open in Q2 of 2014. It's being billed as a $744 million project. Yes, I said $744 million! Oh, it will be fantastic! And it will be called... "SLS Las Vegas."
"Really? Where you stayin'?"
"Ooh, sounds nice."
"Where are you staying?"
"The LVH? WTF is that?"
I kid you not.
Somebody needs to bring in the Groupon or Living Social copywriters. I can't believe I'm saying this because their overly-flowery descriptions are so annoying, half the time I can't even tell what the friggin' deal is, but I'm starting to think maybe there's a place for those people after all. You know, before Circus Circus rebrands itself as "FML."