Remember last summer when Mike locked me out of the house not once, not twice, but three times while I was relaxing out at the pool? Well, according to yesterday's Las Vegas Review Journal, a man locked out of his house climbed onto the roof and into the chimney of his one-story home in an effort to gain entry. Problem was, he got stuck about 5 feet down and had to be rescued by a fire crew.
Now, this is the part I don't get: Fire officials said the chimney's
opening was only about 12 inches wide. How the HELL does anyone look
into a 12-inch opening and think, "Yeah, I could totally fit into that"?
This is alarming because for years my mother has been warning me to
check the back seat of my car before getting into it. "My little Scion
is the size of a coffee table," I tell her. "The only people who can fit
back there would be a dwarf or a lost 2-year-old, and I'm pretty sure I
can take either of them."
But now... maybe I should worry about chimney man.
Have a great weekend!