Every Wednesday night my BFF Deb and I do a blog talk radio show (see links at right). I've often admitted that our weekly broadcast is pure, unabashed girltalk--the kind that makes guys shake their heads and thank God for their penises. Yet inexplicably, men seem to comprise the majority of our listeners.
Last week Deb and I each revealed our lists of Top 10 Doable Celebrities. "Doable" is Deb's word--there are a few on my list whom I would not only "do" but I'm convinced I could settle into a stick-a fork-in-me-I'm-done-dating type of long-term monogamous relationship. As if they would actually have me.
I'm ashamed to admit that as Deb rattled off her list, I balked at quite a few of her choices. Larry David? I love him, but wouldn't particularly want to "do" him. Keanu Reeves? No way! Matt Damon? Are you out of your mind? So self-righteous, I was.
Well, I owe Deb a big apology. Take a look at these guys below. Yep, if I could have ANY celebrity for myself, these are the fellas I would choose. Tell me if, with one exception, I don't possibly have the most bizarre taste in men on earth.
My list of He-Men:
Row 1: A grown-up Billy "Will Robinson" Mumy of Lost in Space, Peter Horton of the sappy 80s drama, Thirtysomething, Billy Bob Thornton, former Guiding Light star Kevin Bacon
Row 2: Prince Harry (sorry), Denis Leary, Justin "Buzz Cooper" Deas of Guiding Light, Russell Crowe
Row 3: George Clooney, and my #1 choice for a lifetime of monogamy: Philip Seymour Hoffman
I need some serious help, don't I?
On next week's show we're going to disclose our celebrity girl-crushes. Now that gives you something to live for, huh?