Wednesday, June 9, 2010

An actual conversation I had with myself recently while scrutinizing my face in the mirror

This is nothing I should ever admit to.
Jesus H, Linda, what's with the vertical lines around that upper lip?

I know! Looks like I'm a smoker, huh?

Yeah. Maybe they're from all those years of drinking beer out of the bottle.

Could be. I'll just tell people they're from whistling the theme song from The Andy Griffith Show.

Good idea. People will totally believe that.

7 comments:

Danica said...

LOL! That has me laughing out loud. I dread those lines....ugh.

Donna K said...

No...I think I'd believe they're from drinking beer out of the bottle before I'd believe you were whistling the Andy Griffith Show theme. Very funny post!!

Julie said...

OK can we all go smack Danica for "dreading" those lines?!?!?!?! Damn young bitches.

I never noticed those lines when I saw you, if that means anything. Just don't purse your lips in public and you'll be fine.

K A B L O O E Y said...

Ha! You look terrific, but that line's too good not to use at every opportunity.

Chocolate Covered Daydreams said...

Now you've got me running to the mirror to check to see if I have vertical lines too.

I would take the Andy Griffith theme song as the excuse first.

Tara said...

You're still hot "Vegas, but not in Vegas" mom, lines or no lines :)

Lisa Gioia-Acres said...

Ha! I blogged about the very same thing (http://gioiachronicles.blogspot.com/2010/02/my-life-is-written-all-over-my-face.html).

You are B.E.A.U.T.I.F.U.L!