Jesus H, Linda, what's with the vertical lines around that upper lip?
I know! Looks like I'm a smoker, huh?
Yeah. Maybe they're from all those years of drinking beer out of the bottle.
Could be. I'll just tell people they're from whistling the theme song from The Andy Griffith Show.
Good idea. People will totally believe that.
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
An actual conversation I had with myself recently while scrutinizing my face in the mirror
This is nothing I should ever admit to.