Well, here's one good reason:
Jeeee-sus! I mean, how many freakin' chins does one person need?
"Cloris Leachman called; she wants her cleavage back."
But wouldn't that make a funny Linked-In profile picture?
That was taken when I was down in New Orleans for JazzFest last month. You'd think such evidence would put an end to all my carousing, but no, I'll be partying again today at Courtney and John's bash in Rensselaerville. Yeah, I'm somebody's granny.
New rule: No photos after the second beer.