What do you make of the "Hi, I'm Linda" photo of me at right? Mike took it in Sedona last weekend and he really likes it, but quite honestly, I don't think it looks like me. I look mean. Or bitchy. On the plus side, my hair looks awesome (for me) and my boobs look huge even though I'm not all rigged up with Victoria Secret bra technology. Which is probably why Mike likes it.
Oh, who really gives a crap.
Let me ask your opinion about something else. I posted this on Facebook a couple of weeks ago, but I'm not done bitching about it. Is it just me or are you also ready to puke when you see these kids with those giant, stretched out holes in their ears? If I were queen--and I have the tiara--it would be against the law for anyone with those ears to serve food. Who can eat after looking at that?
There's a beautiful and super-friendly girl who waits on me at the Starbucks near my house. She's adorable, but she has holes in her ears the size of quarters. Why, why would anyone do that to themselves? If my daughter did that I'd be like, stick a knife in my heart, why don't you? That's self-mutilation--something the Nazis would do.
And I'm seeing it more and more--the kid in CVS... the guy behind the counter at T-Mobile (I had to buy a new battery for the piece-o-shit brick I want to sell on Craigslist.) Whatever--I'm grossed out at every turn! Exactly who in these companies makes the decision to hire these freaks? Oh, yeah, this guy should totally be on our front line working with the public... let's have that girl serve food. OMFG.
And I have the nerve to wonder about my looks. The only thing big about me is my boobs in the photo at right.
THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!
Oh, what would I do if I didn't have something to rant about? Speaking of, you'll have to wait until next Thursday to hear my solution to the Black Ops game.
In the meantime, got anything you want to bitch about? I'm all ears. D'oh.