I hate it when I get so out of whack like this. It won't last, though.
So check out this mannequin my coworkers and I passed on our way to
|Looks like Barbie got implants!|
So there I was Sunday afternoon in Downtown Disney, walking in the eye of the perfect storm of everything I hate: kids I'm not related to all running over the place, birds flying inches from my head because they're so used to idiots feeding them, and Christmas music blaring in the streets. I was like, why don't I just find myself a TV with a football game and buy myself a non-alcoholic beer and a friggin' salad?
I swear to God, I'm a female Lewis Black lately. It won't last. (If I say that often enough...)
Well, I did see the humor in this sight.
|Everything's "family" in Disney!|