Tuesday night my dear friend Kri and I had a delicious, and I mean freakin’ delicious corned beef and cabbage dinner at McMullin’s Irish Pub. YUM! Anyway, as we were sipping our beers, she mentioned that earlier that day--for some reason I don’t remember--she Googled Jesus.
Not wanting to blow perfectly good Guinness out my nose, I swallowed and then burst out laughing. “You Googled Jesus?” But then I thought, hold on. Earlier that afternoon I did a crazy Google search of my own: “Welch’s grape juice kids.”
Not to sound mean, but the kids in those commercials scare me. Joe, my 25-year-old BFF and gray cubicle cellmate, totally agreed with me. There’s something wrong with them, we concluded. They’re like miniature adults in kids’ bodies. Alien adults, all from the same mold. Where do they find these kids? We had to know. So I Googled them.
So what crazy thing have you Googled lately? (I’m not saying Jesus is crazy.) (Just some of the people who follow him.) (Oh, snap! I totally didn’t expect to go there.) (But you know it’s true.)
Come on, fess up! What’s been in your search field?